Duckman isn't your average suave, sophisticated private eye. In fact, he's rude, ignorant, slovenly and hasn't had a date in years. A lazy, incompetent, self-serving, morally unscrupulous, sexual deviant. "What the hell are YOU staring at?" With the help of his infinitely more capable sidekick, Cornfed, Duckman manages to solve enough cases to cover his alimony payments and cable TV bills. "Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man" animated tv series voice of Jason Alexander anthropomorphic duck Duckman wears glasses which contain his eyes. They can be removed like normal glasses, taking his eyes with them. His glasses stay up, even though he has no ears.