Met him in a swamp Stay away from the darker side If kill him you do, unemployed you will be I can't understand how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Farce Looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green We must thank George Lucas for the original character of Yoda, as well as for getting Carrie Fisher into that outfit, for which we can never thank him enough. We must thank Weird Al Yankovic for his song "Yoda" set to the tune of the song "Lola" by the Kinks. For this character sheet, you can blame me Lucius Alexander Palindromedary Enterprises